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Dr. Drew Pinsky is removing the "celebrity" from "Celebrity Rehab."
VH1's newly retitled "Rehab With Dr. Drew" is currently seeking another class of addicts torn between giving up hope and Oxycontin. And only nobodies need apply.
Sorry, Leif Garrett and Nikki McKibbin. Not that you aren't nobodies. But somehow, you'll now need to try getting better someplace without manufactured drama and cameras recording everything except your bowel movements.
One can argue that the trend toward non-celebrities was happening anyway. (See last season's Jeremy Jackson, Jessica Kiper or Bai Ling.) However, the straw that probably broke the format's back was the flak aimed at "Celebrity Rehab" following the tragic deaths last year of two of its alumni: Jeff Conaway and Mike Starr.
Now the only celebrity will be Dr. Drew, whose addiction is -- quite obviously -- to being on television. (Can you name another doctor with his own production company?)
To apply for a free course of 30-day treatment, check out the notice at Doron Ofir Casting.
Because the only thing more important than helping addicts get better is keeping Dr. Drew on television helping addicts get better.
In addition to a divorce worth at least $75 million, Vanessa Bryant stands to receive TV stardom as part of her compensation for being cheated on by Kobe Bryant.
According to this TMZ report, the producers of "Basketball Wives LA" are about to make Vanessa "an extremely lucrative pitch" to feature her in a lead role.
Vanessa is the wife Kobe famously cheated on in 2003, when the L.A. Laker admitted having an affair with a 19-year-old woman, which he only did because she filed sexual assault charges. (Those charges were dismissed, but the episode cost Kobe -- to begin with -- an apology ring to Vanessa worth a reported $4 million.)
Says a TMZ source: “Vanessa has more than enough storyline and would bring the show to another level.”
"Basketball Wives LA" already stars two leads familiar to Vanessa: Gloria Govan, ex-girlfriend to Laker forward Matt Barnes, and Kimsha Artest, the better half of Laker forward Metta World Peace.
VH1 issued a non-denial denial, saying only that "production has not reached out to Vanessa at this time.”
But still, was enduring all that anguish and betrayal really worth it to Vanessa in the end?
Yes, it was.
"Basketball Wives" returns Wednesday, May 30, at 8 p.m. ET/PT on VH1.
By Carla Patton
Football and "American Idol": Could there be a more perfect pairing? The answer is yes, because I don't know how big the overlapping section of the football and "American Idol" diagram is. It could be all Scotty McCreery fans. Was anyone else out there just waiting for the football game to end? Or maybe most of the TVs went off right after the game ended, in which case, are you reading this because your curiosity got the better of you? I won't question it. "Idol" ratings are down, and I'm just not sure if this is the right ploy to boost them.
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So, this audition is in the USS Midway, which means it will be loud, difficult and obnoxious. The most obnoxious thing about these auditions, though, will be all the Steven Tyler antics we will be subjected to. Let the "Top Gun" jokes begin!
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"There'd better be so many good people," Jennifer Lopez threatens. She has already had it with this venue.
On day two, Steven Tyler says, "I can't wait to hear 40 people sing the same Adele song for six f---ing hours!" On with the auditions.
The Good
Single mom Ashley Robles sings J.Lo's "On the Floor" to her two-year old daughter. Does she really, though? No matter, she sang "I Will Always Love You" and avoided the cheesiness that the song usually conjures. The judges agreed she was "so natural" and put her straight through to Hollywood.
Jayrah Gibson wrote a song for J.Lo called "Shake Your Moneymaker." It was right out of the Danity Kane/Kandi Burruss catalogue. His hokey setup led me to believe he would be a terrible singer, as well as an idiot, but he was actually good! He seems almost too enthusiastic and bumbling to make it for long. But good for him.
Aubree Dieckmeyer, though foolish sounding after continually saying she wants to be "America's Next Top Model," was adorable. Do you like how she said "Feeling Good" was by Michael Bublé? She's forgiven, because he has a great voice and she is so cute! Randy wasn't sure about technique, but she was all kinds of in. "America's Next Top Model," here comes Aubree!
Kyle Crews, the ladies' man and frat guy, may have a good voice, but he sang "Angel of Mine." Yuck. Normally I would like this type of song, but I am just not feeling curly-headed party boy here. Steven called him "the best male voice we've heard yet." See a lot of you later, Kyle, after you've worked on your "star vibe."
The Bad
The first thing to go under this category is the judges' attitudes. Am I right?! Seriously, though, three cities in, and they're more tired of it than the show's ever-diminishing pool of viewers. This stunt-venue didn't really help, either.
Joanne Childers, who was interrupted by a terrible "Haha, we're in an aircraft carrier!" montage. Ho ho, Steven Tyler can be censored by all the honking! Oh, looky. He's in a plane! What a wacky dude. What a wacky place to have singing auditions! Fart joke! And … scene.
The WTF
Oh, this "patriotic" girl, Jennifer Diley, with the terrible denim booty shorts. Ryan had to be a total perv and make her walk up the stairs two or three times. She was predictably terrible, and J.Lo was just not in the mood. At least Randy got a good joke in: "She should have worn a red bikini."
Such a good idea, right?
Terrible idea.
Ali Shields got to meet Ellen and, as a result, kissed Usher and Mike Posner. And then Ryan the Creep made her kiss a bunch of crew members. She is cute as a button (bless her heart) but she chose to rap, and it was just a laugh, not an audition. She was so cute and funny, but the voice wasn't so good. She's going to Hollywood, just for the hell of it.
Jim Carrey's daughter (I didn't know he had a daughter! But now I do), Jane Carrey, seemed like a nice person. A nice person with a famous dad. "Do you remember me? I was a fly girl!" Jennifer says, acting like a real Randy in a grab for the spotlight. She was good enough for Hollywood, but she also needs to work on her "star vibe," not just her "star father." Randy told her to tell her father to "holla at the dawg." He most certainly will not holla at the dawg. He wasn't even happy to talk to Ryan.
Legally obligated to answer this call.
Wolf is a mechanic with a beard (yeah, yeah), but did you know his father died? And that he learned to play the guitar because his dad gave him one? Gosh, Ryan is such a creep in this episode, telling "Wolf" that he's glad that he decided not to kiss him but is happy to hear all the girls wanted him to. He was fine, but I think the gimmick of being a big, hairy guy who sings and calls a guitar a "guit-fiddle" will get him even further than his voice.
So, what did you think of San Diego? Anyone you just loved? Or are you even more over it than the judges already? At least they're focusing more on the good auditions this year, right?